Finally the heat wave has broken and my brain is less mushy.
We’re odd folk here. We’re still sans central air conditioning–mostly on principle. We have a portable air condition but we rarely use it.
So how do you survive a heat wave when you have to work upstairs during standard business hours in a house built nearly a century ago.
1. Prepare to complain a lot. The more creative the complaint, the better.
2. Make sure you have a thermometer since it will introduce a note of reason into the complaints.
3. Refresh your memory about why you’ve decided to forgo central air-conditioning.
4. Open all windows and doors once the outside and inside are the same temperature. Try not to despair as this magic moment drifts later and later into the night.
5. Despite warning on box fan, stuff it in window and run it at tornado level. The gentle summer breeze level and the gale level will do nothing for you.
6. Run the fan until you go to sleep, cursing your inability to fall asleep with the fan running.
7. First thing in the morning, run the fan just until that moment that the fanned-in air starts to smell like the roof tiles, then close all windows and blinds.
8. Run the fan in the upstairs office to create the illusion of a cool breeze.
9. Complain. Especially about the dull selection of appropriate liquids.
10. When desperate run the portable air conditioner. Try to ignore its jet engine decibel levels.
11. Spring for movie tickets. Hide out in the library. Move slowly in the grocery store.
12. Wait. And complain. And remember why you’re forgoing central air conditioning.