Ten Top Tips for Dealing with Too Much Snow
1. Smuggle on to neighbour’s lot.
2. Each morning bring in a tub’s worth and let it melt in bathtub. Added benefit: Extra indoor humidity.
3. Set up slushie stand. Use profits to buy plywood.
4. Exploit geometrical efficiency: buy some plywood, build a squarish, portable form and pack it wide, high, and even.
5. Alternately, build a ziggurat.
6. Liberate some rink boards and build a backyard snow maze.
7. Fill in all sidewalk and driveway paths and build plank and rope walkways up and over.
8. Turn shed upside down and fill with snow.
9. Bag it up in green garbage bags and put out with the regular garbage.
10. Put it in the dryer.
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